Beyond belief!
You cannot help but be impressed, or not by some of the wonderful language used by sports commentators or reporters. Here are some of the gems that cracked me up.
Stuff, on Brumbies vs. Reds 8/3/26
"TMO James Leckie awarded Filipo Daugunu a 79th-minute try after finding the Reds winger had sufficiently introduced the ball to the grass. Really, you mean he scored a try, don't you James?
Was it speed dating night at GIO Stadium?
Reds won 34-31 after scoring twice in the last minute, then after the full-time hooter, in a match seriously delayed by lightning strikes. It finished at 11pm AEDT.
On the Wallabies vs. Lions 2/8/25
"I don't care what others say, I think the Wallabies won the series 2-1". Clearly has a view of the 2nd test result that varies from the scoreboard at the final whistle.
On the Warriors vs. Dolphins 2/8/25
"Bloody Warriors". Methinks the lady is becoming a bit exasperated. Aren't we all.
‘We are no longer a little island’: Top cop says NZ needs minister for organised crime"
This works one of two ways, it's either because,
- organised crime needs to be better organised, or
- get a government minister involved and they can be guaranteed to run Organised Crime into the ground.
"Netball boss Jennie Wyllie urges restraint during Dame Noeline Taurua standoff"
They make it sound like the woman has locked herself in a room with firearms and a hostage.
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